Dear The Internet,
I have this theory called the Airplane/Cable Theory that states that all movies seen on cable/TV are improved because you are seeing them under the most comfortable of situations (in your own home with your hand in your pants, Al Bundy style) and all movies seen on a plane are worsened because you are seeing them under the most uncomfortable situation possible (crammed into a plane, where a hand in your pants can put you on the no fly list).
